… I highly recommend you Prepare for an Emergency!.

Inspired by a remarkably similar campaign, PFE offers useful advice on fire: Reduce fire hazards in your home. Children are the worst fire hazards; consider giving them up for adoption.; Bombs: If you are trapped in debris: Swear profusely. Try not to die.; Emergencies: Look, it’s an emergency. How are you supposed to prepare for it? It’s in the bloody dictionary. " A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action." If you expect it, it’s not an emergency, is it? Honestly.

I feel safer already. Don’t you?